Essentials from the Top Drawer

  • It's all about biology...

    Every now and then Top Drawer Essentials receives questions regarding our lack of a "gay only", "straight only", "Christian only" or similar selection/filter of products, and our response is always the same.  Whether our staff are gay or straight, or what their religion may be is irrelevant, but what is important is that biologically we don't think it matters.  At the risk of inciting the angst of everyone, it's probably appropriate that we explain...
  • Condoms ... what's the problem?

    According to a recent University of New South Wales report, Young people in Australia aren't using condoms. As an Australian retailer of adult products and advocate for sexual health, I find this fascinating, particularly when the same report indicates increasing rates of sexually transmissible infections (STI's). 

    So how can that be when condoms are better than they've ever been, and they still serve the same purpose they've served throughout history.  Gentlemen, you really don't have any excuse.

  • How about some respect for the hand!

    This being International Masturbation Day, let's take the opportunity to reminisce about the glorious role that masturbation has played in all our lives, and make no mistake, it has played a role in all our lives, and in the lives of all our ancestors too.  It's the 'M' word that you've undoubtedly been intimately familiar with since puberty, and since then it's sure to have been a regular part of your life, and/or routine.

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  • We are not animals ...

    Humans masturbate, and we're not the only ones.  So before you start getting all uppity about how much better than monkeys we are, maybe you need to take a good look at how you pleasure yourself.

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  • It's time.

    Sooner or later, you're going to buy a toy for your sexual enjoyment, and whether it's a first time purchase or a replacement, you need to understand your many options. What are the options? What do you look for?  Where to begin...

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  • Your penis is not perfect ... but all is not lost.

    The male penis is an undeniably great design, but evolution hasn't led it to be perfect to satisfy your partner 100% of the time.  Luckily, evolution has compensated us with the brains to invent tools to address our other biological shortcomings.  It's time to embrace and enjoy those tools.

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  • The Essentials for your Top Drawer...

    Yes, Top Drawer Essentials is a store specifically geared to provide the essentials for your top drawer, but after a few questions, it's probably appropriate that we explain what we think those essentials actually are.

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