The Variety Store

We got a question the other day about why we don't advertise on Facebook. The fact is that Pope Zuckerberg the 9th and his minions are of the perverse impression that our products contravene the Facebook advertising policies as clearly defined in the 16th century.  Apparently, there's a belief that our products are sexual in nature, which couldn't be further from the truth.  Take a fresh look at what's in store at Top Drawer Essentials and be the judge for yourself.  We're really just a variety store!


  • Stim U Dice Game
  • Glyde Dam (3 pack) - Select your colour/flavour
  • Four Seasons Black Condoms (53mm)
  • Ringer 3 Pack Of Do-Nut 1 Cockrings Small
  • Adrien Lastic Amuse Butt Plug
  • Adrien Lastic Maximum
  • M for Men - Master Stroker Clear Male Masturbator
  • PalmBody Massager Heads (For use with Palm Power)
  • Neon Nights Glow in the Dark Bullet Vibrator
  • Loving Joy Realistic Dildo with Balls and Suction Cap
  • M for Men - Angie Vanilla Male Masturbator
  • Rebel Dick and Ball Sleeve
  • Satisfyer Rechargeable Cockring 1
  • Vedo Eva Mini Rabbit Vibrator
  • Furry Fantasy Rainbow Tail Butt Plug
  • PerfectFit Gripped Male Masturbator
  • Nature Skin Sleeve and Ring
  • Adrien Lastic Nyx Vibrator
  • Bad Kitty Metal Kegel Balls
  • Sex! Board Game
  • M for Men - The Torch Pussy Vanilla Male Masturbator
  • Rapture Pride Rainbow Silicon Cockring 6 pack
  • Precious Metals Ribbed Silver Anal Plug
  • Smile Loop Vibrating Cockring
  • Satisfyer Multifun 2 Cockring
  • Satisfyer Multifun 1 Cockring
  • Paige Pleasure Pussy Male Masturbator
  • M for Men - Amber Beige Male Masturbator
  • Desire Romantic Touch Massage Glove
  • Vedo Bam Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator
  • Vedo Crazzy Bunny Rechargeable Vibrator
  • Nature Skin Dildo available in small, medium and large
  • Vedo Izzy Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator
  • Furry Fantasy Red Fox Tail Butt Plug
  • Adrien Lastic Ocean Storm Remote Control Egg Vibrator
  • Stim U IHole Prostate Massager
  • Adrien Lastic O Venus Rabbit Vibrator
  • Spider Meiki Camel Toe Hands Free Male Masturbator
  • Spider Vagina Hands Free Male Masturbator
  • Vedo Wanda Wand Vibrator
  • Adrien Lastic Couples Secret Vibrator
  • Adrien Lastic Mini Romeo Rechargeable Vibrator
  • Spider Porn Lucie Bee Male Masturbator
  • You2Toys Strap On! Dildos Available in Flesh coloured and Black
  • Gvibe 2 Rechargeable Vibrator
  • Spareparts Deuce Male Harness
  • Stim U Lady Lover Vibrator
  • Real Valentina Love Doll
  • MOD Premium Sex Machine
  • Stim U Ultimate Sex Machine

Yes sir, Top Drawer Essentials is the quintessential variety store. How can it possibly be that we'd considered in breach those silly Facebook policies.

PS... Feel free to share or like us on Facebook (that works even better than advertising!)

PPS ... Some of these product descriptions might be bending the truth a tad.


Want Free Shipping on your next order at Top Drawer Essentials? Just use discount code Variety at checkout.

Of course, Top Drawer Essentials has a great range of toys and masturbation aids to suit men and women. Sure, your hand might have got you this far but you owe it to yourself to enjoy our masturbators for men of all kinds (including hands free options, love dolls and machines) and vibrators for the ladies (battery, rechargeable and mains powered). Actually, we've got Bullet Vibrators, Rabbit Vibrators, Clitoral Vibrators, Wand Vibrators, Egg Vibrators, Classic Vibrators and G-Spot Vibrators. We only stock quality products and of course we ship throughout Australia. While you're here, you can also stock up your top drawer with condoms, dams, lubricants, dildos, plugs, cockrings, balls and eggs, and more. We've even got a referral program so you can help your friends find that essential for their top drawer.

And Yes, Top Drawer Essentials can offer suggestions if you like. After all, we are all about variety safe sex, solo sex, fun sex and better sex.

Email us

You can always email us questions: concierge@TopDrawerEssentials.com.au


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