The Variety Store
We got a question the other day about why we don't advertise on Facebook. The fact is that Pope Zuckerberg the 9th and his minions are of the perverse impression that our products contravene the Facebook advertising policies as clearly defined in the 16th century. Apparently, there's a belief that our products are sexual in nature, which couldn't be further from the truth. Take a fresh look at what's in store at Top Drawer Essentials and be the judge for yourself. We're really just a variety store!
Yes sir, Top Drawer Essentials is the quintessential variety store. How can it possibly be that we'd considered in breach those silly Facebook policies.
PS... Feel free to share or like us on Facebook (that works even better than advertising!)
PPS ... Some of these product descriptions might be bending the truth a tad.
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Of course, Top Drawer Essentials has a great range of toys and masturbation aids to suit men and women. Sure, your hand might have got you this far but you owe it to yourself to enjoy our masturbators for men of all kinds (including hands free options, love dolls and machines) and vibrators for the ladies (battery, rechargeable and mains powered). Actually, we've got Bullet Vibrators, Rabbit Vibrators, Clitoral Vibrators, Wand Vibrators, Egg Vibrators, Classic Vibrators and G-Spot Vibrators. We only stock quality products and of course we ship throughout Australia. While you're here, you can also stock up your top drawer with condoms, dams, lubricants, dildos, plugs, cockrings, balls and eggs, and more. We've even got a referral program so you can help your friends find that essential for their top drawer.
And Yes, Top Drawer Essentials can offer suggestions if you like. After all, we are all about variety
safe sex, solo sex, fun sex and better sex.
You can always email us questions: concierge@TopDrawerEssentials.com.au