The Censored Advocate
I've been called lots of things in my time, but most recently I've been labelled a 'masturbation advocate'. And I'm proud of it.
In fact, I'd argue that I'm not really advocating for masturbation so much as suggesting that people's masturbation might be improved with some products offered for sale by Top Drawer Essentials. Far from an ulterior motive, I think Top Drawer Essentials is unashamedly in favour of people embracing their sexuality and taking charge of their sexual fulfilment, and yes, we have no problem with people purchasing goods from us for that purpose.
However, perhaps what makes Top Drawer Essentials different is that we are fiercely pro-masturbation, sex with a partner too, but we recognise that solo sex is arguably just as important. As such, we recognise that adults more often than not started their sexual journey with masturbation, and that journey didn't stop with your first/latest partner. Masturbation might have been a key part of your routine at various times in your life, or just an every now and then thing, but it's been there in your life, just as it's been in every adult's life.
To deny that we masturbate is either naive or infantile and with that in mind, it's amusing the number of myths and derogatory terms associated with such a natural part of being human. It's not illegal (though it is something best done in private). It doesn't make you blind, poor, gay, straight, ugly, smart, dumb, impotent, blonde, bald, a Trump voter or reach enlightenment. It doesn't make you any more or less human, it just is.
Whether I deserve the title 'Masturbation Advocate' or not, what Top Drawer Essentials really believes is that we all do it, so why not make it better.
We're not insisting that you need to go on the record as a masturbator. We know you do, just as we know everyone does. We just don't think you or anyone else needs to be in denial about it, no matter how often or when it fits into your routine.
We're also not suggesting that you absolutely need to buy goods for your self-pleasuring efforts. If fingers, the shower nozzle or apple pies have worked for you until now, the chances are that they'll continue to work for you. That said, if whatever you're using now works, and it wasn't designed for what you're using it for, imagine what a device explicitly designed for that one purpose could do?
Yes, I can hear the murmurings of those saying that they use their hands, and it's great so why change now? My same point still applies. Your hands are amazingly versatile, to be sure, but they evolved to serve many purposes. As such, they are like a swiss army knife that can do so many things, but each of those things can be done better by something designed/intended for one purpose.
Let's face it, the foldable knife in a Swiss Army Knife isn't as good as a real knife, it's folding 4cm saw isn't anywhere near as good as a real saw, and its little screwdriver is almost useless unless you're desperate, etc. So yes, your hand can most definitely be used for masturbation, but it won't be perfect for it. I might add that anthropologically speaking hands are perfect for tool use. Enough said.
Ladies and gentlemen, I genuinely and shamelessly believe in masturbation ... I am a Masturbation Advocate.
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Of course, Top Drawer Essentials has a great range of toys to suit everyone from the beginner to seasoned users. We've got vibrators (battery, rechargeable and mains powered) for the girls and masturbators for the guys. We've also got dildos, plugs, cockrings, balls and eggs, lubricants, condoms and dams and more. We only stock quality products and of course we ship throughout Australia. We've even got bundles!
And of course, Top Drawer Essentials can offer suggestions if you like. After all, we are all about safe sex, solo sex, fun sex and better sex.
You can always email us questions: questions@TopDrawerEssentials.com.au