Essentials from the Top Drawer

  • In my partner's body

    I watched an old-ish Australian movie the other day, 'Dating The Enemy', in which a struggling couple magically wake in each other's bodies.  I know that premise is far from original and I can think of at least a few similar movies... because it's a popular fantasy. If I suddenly woke in my partner's body, once the hours with a mirror enjoying my new biology passed, or I accepted the banality of being able to pee standing up, what would I do?  What would you do?

     

  • Alan is one of my heroes.

    Alan MacMasters is widely accredited with the invention of the electric toaster in 1893, and he's one of my heroes.  Admittedly, I do like toast, but his invention represents so much more. 

    I like innovation, and I like how it's applied to everyday things, and adult toys are no exception.  If anything, adult toys are amongst the best examples of the application of innovation.


  • Don't leave home without it.

    Whether you are fly-in-fly-out (FIFO) or a more traditional seasoned work traveller, once you get back to your hotel or donga after a day working, you appreciate that there's a lot of time or opportunity until you wake to do it all again. Those 'what to bring' or packing lists for travellers never mention that it's always a good idea to bring something for your solo time and it pays to be prepared for those long lonely, isolated hours.

     

  • It's time.

    Sooner or later, you're going to buy a toy for your sexual enjoyment, and whether it's a first time purchase or a replacement, you need to understand your many options. What are the options? What do you look for?  Where to begin...

     

  • Your penis is not perfect ... but all is not lost.

    The male penis is an undeniably great design, but evolution hasn't led it to be perfect to satisfy your partner 100% of the time.  Luckily, evolution has compensated us with the brains to invent tools to address our other biological shortcomings.  It's time to embrace and enjoy those tools.