There's so much acceptance of toys and tools for sexual fulfillment nowadays that, statistically speaking, your top drawer probably has one or two just like everyone else. However, when people think of 'sex-aids' or 'adult toys' (or whatever else you want to call them), most people think of vibrators or perhaps dildos ... which most people will think as being for the ladies. I think any mindset that toys are primarily for women doesn't help men at all, and it's time guys got with the program.

Amid the lunacy, toilet paper memes and fighting in aisles of the supermarket for the last packet of cheezels in the state, it looks increasingly like we're going to end up locked in our homes.  Sure, if it drags on we'll be reduced to eating each other under the smoky haze of what was once a thriving economy and civilization, but until that time comes I think we all need to embrace it for the opportunity it is.  Bring it on...

I was in a supermarket the other day when I witnessed a pre-school age child delve into their underpants for a bit of a play.  Mum was underwhelmed and immediately told the kid to stop, to which the kid asked 'why?'.  I was with the kid ... I wanted to hear Mum's explanation too, but I only got the quintessentially parental 'because!'.  It's no wonder we grow up thinking masturbation is a bad thing.